96 out of the 120 Stupidest Things
Journal Entry: Thu Jul 24, 2008, 9:15 AM
And yes, these are my most honest answers.
Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR:0
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 4
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class (Thought it was lunch... that's a lame excuse)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7
Level 4
(x) -HAD- Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 13
Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship (oh ho... that was fun...)
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have (again, that was fun)
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By (not AS fun, but still)
(x) Made A Snow Angel (YEAAAAH!)
SO FAR: 18
Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up (Did it to scare someone... oh god... the camera didn't work at the time)
SO FAR: 23
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School (About five or six times, all in History classes)
SO far: 28
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 30
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized (Bike)
(x) Been cheated on (Goes with "had a relationship with an older person", again, that was fun)
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 34
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 36
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (God Damn you Ben and Jerry)
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 37
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced (Bad joke, ended in banging the crotch region against pole)
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes (I made a flip book once... or twice... or 30X when I was 8)
SO FAR: 42
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (After appendix surgery)
SO FAR: 45
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 50
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose (Powerade)
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 53
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 56
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey ( I saw that though)
SO FAR: 58
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge -not amazingly tall-
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 60
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish (That ended well)
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 63
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel (Some kid said I was a pussy in 3rd grade for not doing one...)
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 67
Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree (Worms... there were a lot of worms)
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 71
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 73
Level 25
(x) Played Chinese Chicken (Oh ho!... Never again...)
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 77
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (Was asked)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed (Now that is entertaining)
SO FAR: 81
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test (7th grade Spanish Quiz... it didn't help)
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 85
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 90
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat (it was supposed to be a kiss (was 12 at the time)
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone (Claiming territor... er.. food)
SO FAR: 95
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 96
...I'm going to hell...
W8! ALREADY THERE!
Devious Comments
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This is such fun. i have inadvertently distracted you from the important message above. So if you read this just remember I have just wasted a few seconds of your life that you will never get back.
Divorce
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if I can't have it, neither can you.
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A flash of inspiration and I'm off again <3
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"I would like to know what really happens in a book when it is closed. Naturaly, there's only letters printed on paper inside, but, even though... something has to be going on, because a great story suddenly appears when I open it."
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"As I Always Say, Waste Not, Want Not."~ The Druid from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!
You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!
If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!
If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends
If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)
If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
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A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. ~ Ayn Rand
Killing time murders opportunities.
Picasso once said: 'Inspiration exists; but it has to find you working.'
And I intend to.
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"As I Always Say, Waste Not, Want Not."~ The Druid from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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"As I Always Say, Waste Not, Want Not."~ The Druid from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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"As I Always Say, Waste Not, Want Not."~ The Druid from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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I've got a signature and I'm not afraid to use it!
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~ Ben
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. ~ Ayn Rand
Killing time murders opportunities.
Picasso once said: 'Inspiration exists; but it has to find you working.'
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I am Lit', therefore, I am!
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"As I Always Say, Waste Not, Want Not."~ The Druid from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
I am looking forward to your future works.
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"As I Always Say, Waste Not, Want Not."~ The Druid from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
haiku poke!
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